10 Funny and interesting Quotes.....

1.Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
2.Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
3.I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
4.When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
5.Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
6.As I said before, I never repeat myself.
7. A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
8.Is the glass half full, or half empty?
It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
9.Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
10.You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any"...LOL!!! :D